Bliss.

Normal friends walking down the street: »

Me & my friends:

I speak three languages fluently: »

Smartass, Sarcasm, and Profanity.

When your bestfriend finds out you have gum »

and they’re all like:

and you’re all like:

” fineeee”

then next thing you know you’re like:

That reflex you have when your crush turns to look at you while you were looking at him/her. »

When someone good looking walks into the room you and your best friend are like.. »

That mini heart attack you get when your parents yell your name »

And you’re like

they found out.

So you get ready to cry and beg for forgiveness like

“I won’t do it again”

But then they ask you about something else and you’re like

How to use a phone »

Normal people

Cool people

People with angry girfriends/boyfriends

Emotional people

Angry people

The teacher is giving out the test scores, and you and your seatmate are like: »

When you offer someone food and they decline. »

“MORE FOOD FOR ME!”